PINE BROS. PRESENTS: CINEMA INSOMNIA HAUNTED HOUSE SPECIAL

In this TV special for ZOM-BEE TV on ROKU written by Mr. Lobo, a group of “paranoid investigators” called THE TOTALLY FAKE GHOST-BUSTERS– who had their own kids show in the 80′s–return to the one house that they could not prove was haunted by a fake ghost in a rubber mask.

The “live action” version of the team was played by Dick Dyzel, Jerry Moore II, John Dimes and Rich Koz–better known as their TV horror host personae.

Their adventure shot in a real haunted house was inter-cut with trailers and clips from haunted house films a cartoon and vintage commercials!
It was our  most ambiguous show and got HUGE numbers.  It’s inspired the whole team to try even bolder projects for the new year! We’d like to take a moment to personally thank the many thousands of you who tuned in! THANK YOU!

November 27th marks the day our fearless leader Mr. Lobo was hatched from a Witches Egg…or maybe he fell out of a wormhole in space…or was spliced together from the festering remains of former TV hosts in a mad experiment! New theories keep coming–For whatever reason, he is still here among us and we just have to accept it. We’d like to thank all you CInsomniacs for the flood of emails, posts, transmissions, and other types of birthday wishes that have been rolling in via various media, devices, technologies, disciplines, and networks. Have a big slice of Walking-Carrot Cake from another world and help us celebrate a turkey of a different sort!

Deliciously moist on the inside, completely Misunderstood on the outside, this Fangsgiving favorite will leave you feeling Thankful when it’s done! Mr. Lobo carves up William Malone’s pot boiler CREATURE in this 2004 classic episode of CINEMA INSOMNIA! Enjoy!

MR. LOBO’S CINEMA INSOMNIA fans are the best and Deserve the best!

NEW Fan Club Kits are here! CINEMA INSOMNIA FAN APPRECIATION MONTH RAGES ON!

Lifetime Membership includes:

NEW PLASTIC Decoder Member Card to carry with you always. Signed and numbered on the front by Mr. Lobo and the entire “Alpha-Numeric” Secret Code on Back. beautifully decorated with Lovecraftian pulp art and bearing our 10 year seal. We listened–this one fits in your wallet and you wont need scotch tape to hold it together in a few years! (Yours will not be stamped VOID and will be rounded on the edges)

NEW–the world’s fanciest and most detailed Certificate of Membership. Three full days of cryptic doodling by Mr. and Mrs. Lobo–weaving dozens and dozens of hidden elements for you to find.  Printed on expensive parchment paper! Posthumous signature by Cinema Insomnia Senior Consultant Bob Wilkins and freshly numbered and signed by his disciple Mr. Lobo, legally canonized Saint of Insomniacs and Horror Hosts-Church of Ed Wood.(Yours will not be stamped VOID)

NEW Larger “Cinema Insomnia Fan Club” Pin-back Button by Button-Lab. Fashioned out of metal with an transparent acetate coating and featuring a never before published multicolored picture of Mr. Lobo. 2.25 inch design inspired by Monster Magazine fan club badges of yesteryear.

NEW randomly selected Signed Large 8X10 Photo valued at $10 to $20 at conventions. Just like the 8X10 photo in the picture above or similar. Are you feeling lucky?

CLASSIC Signed 4X6 Black and White Photo of Mr. Lobo,This is the very same photo offered to insomniacs from day one of the fan club.

AND you still get the FREE plastic November Fire Decoder ring and bunch of other random surprise goodies not pictured here while supplies last.

Best of all you will be an official CINSOMNIAC…or a SLEEPLESS KNIGHT OF INSOMNIA. This is more than a fan club reboot. We want to reach out and unite all of the many fans who have supported Mr. Lobo and Cinema Insomnia. We want to show our appreciation and help CInsomniacs network, share, and enjoy misunderstood movies together. We will make the world safe for our kind!

MR. LOBO’S CINEMA INSOMNIA FAN CLUB KIT

Contact Mr. Lobo personally with any concerns

mrlobo@cinemainsomina.com

1-317-4-LOBOTV

Our SLEEPLESS KNIGHTS OF CINEMA INSOMNIA or CINSOMNIACS have been loyally serving as ambassadors for Mr. Lobo by word of mouth and by sharing printed materials like our famously stylish postcards since forever and always. But the war for late night fun is still going on and there is always more “positive propaganda” to distribute.

Gobbled up at conventions this “B-Movie mini-poster” design is back in print and now sports a brand new ZOM-BEE TV logo on the front and an entirely new backside featuring the lovable “Ready Roku” and his pals explaining how you can watch CINEMA INSOMNIA and  ZOM-BEE TV on your TV.

As a official fan club member you will have the dynamic opportunity to represent CI and  have fun getting mass media consumers to think inside the box again.

If you have that gutsy stuff and “suicide-bomber-like” follow-through to put these postcards in the hands of like-minded friends, potential viewers, film festival and horror convention attendees, etc. contact us privately. Perhaps you’ve thought of an even better way to use these visual aids to properly wash the brains of the uninitiated…we’d love to hear it.

You can reach Mr. Lobo’s answering machine on his desk at 1-317-4-LOBOTV or his computation terminal via his electronic mail address: mrlobo@cinemainsomnia.com.

Misunderstood Movies for All!

-Thank You
 

MISTER LOBO is thankful to have survived Halloween and our terrifying CINEMA INSOMNIA HAUNTED HOUSE SPECIAL–and that show will be viewable only on the ZOM-BEE TV channel for ROKU for the rest of November. However, you can view MR. LOBO’s humble beginnings from November of 1963 right here via LOBOVISION. Enjoy your favorite movie host as he presents THE ATOMIC BRAIN.

Spoiler Alert! While you are waiting for the CINEMA INSOMNIA  Halloween Special to go LIVE on ZOM-BEE TV you can read this earth shattering article. Indie book label that focuses on cult phenomenon, CULTMACHINE.COM through their sister project CULT SCOOP magazine probes deep to unravel the mystery of the mysterious MR. LOBO of CINEMA INSOMNIA.  Are you sure you want to know who your horror host really is? These guys did. With all the links and pictures this deep case study of an artists life’s work from the perspective of curious fans!

http://cultmachine.com/cultnik/cult/Mr_Lobo/Mr_Lobo.html

On AMAZON  and iTUNES NOW! ZOM-BEE TV and MR. LOBO, host of the Nationally Syndicated Television show, CINEMA INSOMNIA, bring you a new Halloween Sound Effects and story album. HORRIBLE NOISES OF MR. LOBO’S VERY BAD MANOR! A wickedly funny satire of children’s vinyl records of the 60′s and 70′s. Give a listen to the samples and have a Horrible Holiday Season!