ANGRY! CONFUSED! EAGER! SORRY!

Well, Well, Well, Cinsomniacs! Mr. Lobo and company go out to the desert for a few days after announcing the reboot to the Cinema Insomnia Fan Club and when we come back to the world–We find our mailbox is FULL of angry, confused, and eager fans who tried to use the broken BUY NOW buttons on our website to purchase FAN CLUB MEMBERSHIPS or LOBOVISION GLASSES! We are sorry for all the trouble and the buttons should work perfectly now for both:

SLEEPLESS KNIGHTS OF INSOMNIA MEMBERSHIP




and/or

LOBOVISION GLASSES




LOBOVISION GLASSES


A PERFECT HALLOWEEN GIFT!




See right through- Salesmen, Teachers, Politicians, Hype, Pundits, Hipsters, Trends, Drama, Co-workers, Family members, Advertising, Nonsense, and more, just like Mr. Lobo!

ALL NEW LOBOVISION GLASSES  They have “Clear” plastic lenses–but you will finally be able to see things Mr. Lobo’s way! 

Measuring 6 inches across, these Black frames with hinged ear pieces and horn rims will make you look like a nationally syndicated late night movie host!

Retro futuristic styling! Seem taller and more amusing! Appear smarter and less threatening! Prevent unwanted pregnancies! Yell at houseplants! Take on WWE wrestlers with your mind! Foil meddling kids and their stupid dog! Tell off arrogant actors! Cut out spirals on packaging and Hypnotize middle aged fan boys and girls! 1001 uses!

LOBOVISION GLASSES can be worn on face or to be even more geeky–leave in the package and display! What better way is there to enjoy the free movies on http://www.lobovision.tv guilt free and to show support for Cinema Insomnia, Mr. Lobo, and Misunderstood Movies?

LOBOVISION GLASSES

Domestic Orders Click Here!




Outside US? email Mr. Lobo!

[email protected]

Be a Knight in our ALL NEW FAN CLUB!

 





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Finally! The NEW 10 Year Anniversary Fan Club Kit is here! So those tear stained letters need to stop!

Lifetime Membership includes:

NEW PLASTIC Decoder Member Card to carry with you always. Signed and numbered on the front by Mr. Lobo and the entire “Alpha-Numeric” Secret Code on Back. beautifully decorated with Lovecraftian pulp art and bearing our 10 year seal. We listened–this one fits in your wallet and you wont need scotch tape to hold it together in a few years!

NEW–the world’s fanciest and most detailed Certificate of Membership. Three full days of cryptic doodling by Mr. and Mrs. Lobo–weaving dozens and dozens of hidden elements for you to find.  Printed on expensive parchment paper! Posthumous signature by Cinema Insomnia Senior Consultant Bob Wilkins and freshly numbered and signed by his disciple Mr. Lobo, legally canonized Saint of Insomniacs and Horror Hosts-Church of Ed Wood.

NEW Larger “Cinema Insomnia Fan Club” Pin-back Button by Button-Lab. Fashioned out of metal with an transparent acetate coating and featuring a never before published multicolored picture of Mr. Lobo. 2.25 inch design inspired by Monster Magazine fan club badges of yesteryear.

NEW randomly selected Signed Large 8X10 Photo valued at $10 to $20 at conventions. Just like the 8X10 photo in the picture above or similar. Are you feeling lucky?

CLASSIC Signed 4X6 Black and White Photo of Mr. Lobo,This is the very same photo offered to insomniacs from day one of the fan club.

AND you still get the FREE plastic November Fire Decoder ring and bunch of other random surprise goodies not pictured here while supplies last.

Best of all you will be an official CINSOMNIAC…or a SLEEPLESS KNIGHT OF INSOMNIA. This is more than a fan club reboot. We want to reach out and unite all of the many fans who have supported Mr. Lobo and Cinema Insomnia. We want to show our appreciation and help CInsomniacs network, share, and enjoy misunderstood movies together. We will make the world safe for our kind!

Discounts on selected merchandise and film events.

MEMBER ONLY Updates from Mr. Lobo.

Access to the secret SLEEPLESS KNIGHTS screening group on LOBOVISION.TV

And there will even be MEMBERS ONLY episodes of CINEMA INSOMNIA produced.

Also, Cinema Insomnia Fan Only Events and activities, parties and Regional Officers Elected!

MR. LOBO’S CINEMA INSOMNIA
FAN CLUB KIT
22.50 (Plus $2.50)





Contact Mr. Lobo with any concerns

[email protected]

1-317-4-LOBOTV

SLEEPLESS KNIGHTS ASSEMBLE!

If you’re one of the hundreds of old CI Club Knights out there–we want you to come forward…even if you don’t want to buy the new kit! Original Lifetime Members can get a FREE CERTIFICATE AND CARD ONLY with a new valid ID number. There are a few ways to do this:

Just mail us self addressed 9X12 envelope with postage paid along with a copy or scan of your original card and certificate…

Or email us a scan of your old card and certificate and Paypal us $2.50 postage and handling. [email protected]

If you DO want the new kit we’ll take $10 off the price…basically paying you back for the $9.99 you paid for the lifetime membership that was included with the 2003 kit. Decoder Ring is not included in this deal as quantities are scarce and we already gave you one with the original kit. (Rings can be purchased individually by Knights who upgrade for $4 each.)


UPGRADE CINEMA INSOMNIA
FAN MEMBERSHIP





If you’re one of the hundreds CInsomniac Knights already out there and you wish to reboot or upgrade your lifetime membership kit co[email protected].

Good times are ahead if you are a SLEEPLESS KNIGHT OF INSOMNIA! Don’t miss out on a single nugget of joy. Get your fan club kit now! Thanks for being the best fans on the planet!

 

Mr. Lobo Mini-Figures from IMPERFECZ

The mysterious Mr. Lobo is your guide to the unknown…keeper of the Beyondo. Disguised as a mild mannered late night movie host, he is your connection to worlds unseen. He has touched the ImpefecZone in an attempt to introduce or at least explain that world to our own.

In a chain reaction, raw Anti-Mister Matter accidentally combined with Proto-Monster Matter in the imperfecZone to create mini-abominations that have protruded into our world. Monsters with Mister Heads! We call them M.I.S.T.E.R.S…Many Individual Super Tough Evil Rubber Suckers! But like Mr. Lobo’s B-Movies are they bad…or just misunderstood?

New releases:
Zombee LoBo,
Lo-bominal    Snowbeast,
and Lobo-Monsta Jr.

Classic reissues: Mister Mutanto,
Lobo Laser Gaurd,
Headless Lobo-Giest,
Monster Lobo Zero, and Big Shot Lobonator,

As you can see, we have again partnered with fab creator Luke Harris of Imperfecz to bring you more M.U.S.C.L.E. parody figures. The success of these little rubber guys is only phase one. You’ve been asking for a larger figure of Cinema Insomnia’s MR. LOBO in his usual suit and tie and Santa is listening. Look for that and other Imperfecz toys in the near future. In the meantime, get mutated and freaky with us and collect ’em all.

THIS SUNDAY – Vintage Toy, Action Figure & G.I. Joe Show – MR. LOBO AND LARRY HAMMA LIVE AND IN PERSON

Attention vintage toy collectors and G.I. Joe fans!

Join Mr. Lobo for a fun event celebrating Toys and Pop Culture Nostalgia!

“The Sacramento Vintage Toy, Action Figure & G.I. Joe Show”

Mr. Lobo is the official MC for the show. This event will feature some of the best local dealers specializing in vintage toys
from the 60’s-80’s, Pop-Culture collectibles, Hot Wheels Redlines, Diecast vehicles,
Tin Robots, Trains, Models, Action figures, G.I. Joe, Star Wars, Transformers,
Lego’s, Super Heroes, Print Ads, DOOR RAFFLE PRIZES and more!

 Sunday September 23rd, 2012
Held at the Scottish Rite Masonic Center
  Located at: 6151 H Street, Sacramento CA.
Show Hours are from 10am to 4pm

General Admission $5 (10am-3pm)
Early Bird admission $15 (from 9am-10am)

*Free Admission after 3pm

We are proud to announce our special guest,
Marvel Comics / G.I. Joe writer and artist Larry Hama!

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 Larry Hama is best known as writer of the Marvel Comics
licensed series G.I. Joe, based on the Hasbro line of military action figures.

Hama also wrote the majority of the G.I. Joe action figures’ filecards
– (short biographical sketches designed to be clipped
from the G.I. Joe and COBRA cardboard packaging).

A special “Question and Answer” panel is planned with Larry Hama,
moderated by Mr. Lobo – Host of Cinema Insomnia.

(Q&A panel is held in the Freedom Lounge, at 12 noon to 1pm).

This is the best opportunity to ask Mr Hama everything
you ever wanted about his work with Marvel Comics and Gi Joe!

Mr Hama will be signing autographs for fans for free
(with respect to the guest, multiple signings of more than 2 items may require a nominal fee)

Show Special:
Mr Hama will offer personal sketches upon request for a special price of $20

(his personal sketches usually go for $100-$150 when he offers them online)

SEE YOU THERE!

Mr. and Mrs. Lobo’s Magazine is Back for a Limited Time!

HORROR HOSTS AND CREATURE FEATURE MAGAZINE FANS get ready to howl at the moon in appreciation of the return of our first issue for a limited time. We are making 50 issues of our previously SOLD OUT books available on this website only–In spite of  the best efforts of a tentacled corporate monster’s attempts to prevent us from selling our magazine you by hiding behind the Digital Millennium Copyright Act. Apparently, some greedy individuals have forgotten about freedom of the press, fair use, and value of good fan relations and free promotion! So get these priceless pieces of genre related art while you still can!

A perfect gift for monster loving friends and family members this Halloween Season and all year round.

Great art, pictures, informative articles and more tips, tricks n’ treats! Al “Grandpa” Lewis, his widow Karen Lewis and her upcoming book, Count Gore De Vol of Washington DC, Bob Wilkins of California, Bowman Body of Richmond VA,  Dr. Creep of Ohio, Toronto Zombie Walk Founder Thea Munster,  Ghoulguy’s Drive In, Cinema Insomnia’s Mr. Lobo, Dixie Dellamorto, Elvira, Halloween Jack, Svenghoolie, Donald David, Strephon Taylor, Lord Blood Rah, Nik Ceasar’s Mosquito and Spider, Teenage Frankenstein, Horror Host insider industry ads, Monster Madhouse creator Karlos Borloff, musician Voltaire, fun and games, toys, Criswell, NOTLD actress Kyra Schon, Psychotronix co-founders Sci-Fi Bob and Scott Moon, fashion guru Kevin Novinski, artist Danny Hellman, and The Addams Family Vs. “another” TV Monster Family are all packed into this 50 page, perfectbound, glossy cardstock covered bombshell to the Cult Movie world.

All books will be signed by publisher/Horror Host Mr. Lobo and Editor In Chief/Artist Dixie Dellamorto for only $15 and that includes shipping inside the continental US! Overseas orders please contact us for postage costs.

ORDER NOW before these 50 issues disappear!

Please PayPal $15 to [email protected]