Out of Print Editions Signed & Numbered by Mr. Lobo
You can no longer get these on Amazon or any of the usual outlets. No more will be reproduced and when these DVDs are gone they are gone. Poof! Mr. Lobo will personally autograph and number all remaining DVDs. Get yours now! Please take the time now to scroll through these artfully packaged covers and click on them to take you to their Esty Listing and have your favorite Mr. Lobo movies sent to you without delay. All of the image links below will take you to our HORROR HOSTS AND CREATURE FEATURES Etsy store for purchase…do not be alarmed!
Cinema Insomnia Merchandise
Greetings Insomniacs! Mr. Lobo loves thrilling fans with his John Hancock… and we don’t mind autographs either! You can get all these fantastic images and items and many more at the Esty shop tended by Mr. Lobo and Dixie Dellamorto. All are high quality prints that can be signed or autographed. Other sizes, paper types, and finishes are available as well as custom requests. So feel free to email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. All of the image links below will take you to our HORROR HOSTS AND CREATURE FEATURES Etsy store for purchase…do not be alarmed! Please scroll down our shop page to learn more about our Lobovision Glasses and Fan Club kits!
Other Fun Stuff!
Official Shirt from November Fire
STOP DREAMING. START LIVING THE INSOMNIAC LIFESTYLE IN A SHIRT DESIGNED FOR LATE NIGHT LEISURE. MADE BY NOVEMBER FIRE!
THE RIGHT FIT! REGULAR CUT SHIRT SIZES RANGE FROM SMALL TO 10XL!
Looking to be the best dressed Insomniac on your side of the room? Ask the man who wears one. Ladies love the classic CINEMA INSOMNIA WITH YOUR HOST MR. LOBO shirt. 100% preshrunk spun cotton, double-needle stitching, and Quality from armpit to armpit. This is a NICE shirt.
SATISFY YOUR PRETENSIONS
Lets’s take a closer look at the details, shall we? Mr. Lobo’s world famous motto:“They’re not Bad Movies–Just Misundersood.” spans the top of the design in the upper and lower case “herky-jerky” style from the end credits. The “As Seen On” CI brand of CINEMA INSOMNIA and the trademark “Hypnotic Eye” are incorporated into the shows on screen logo from the main titles of the series. A Pop Art Lobo-head posterized from the original head shot rests next to this to punctiate the remaining text on the shirt: “With Your Host Mr. Lobo”. Seriously, look…WHY DELAY? ORDER TODAY! What would you pay for official licensed merchandise made in the USA? The student model pictured here is only $16.99! There are a number of styles and models to choose from. There is the classic Regular Cut, a form fitting Girls Cut, a trashy number with Spaghetti Straps, a Long Sleeved Cut for job interviews, a long waist-ed Hip Hop styled shirt to help cover your goodies when your pants sag too low, a Hoodie Cut for rapists/college students, and a Reverable Hoodie for hobos!
Don’t get caught dead without this shirt!
Pick the shirt that suits your lifestyle! Don’t forget to browse the many many other inspired Mr. Lobo approved designs at NovemberFire.com.
See right through- Salesmen, Teachers, Politicians, Hype, Pundits, Hipsters, Trends, Drama, Co-workers, Family members, Advertising, Nonsense, and more, just like Mr. Lobo!
ALL NEW LOBOVISION GLASSES They have “Clear” plastic lenses–but you will finally be able to see things Mr. Lobo’s way!
Measuring 6 inches across, these Black frames with hinged ear pieces and horn rims will make you look like a nationally syndicated late night movie host!
Retro futuristic styling! Seem taller and more amusing! Appear smarter and less threatening! Prevent unwanted pregnancies! Yell at houseplants! Take on WWE wrestlers with your mind! Foil meddling kids and their stupid dog! Tell off arrogant actors! Cut out spirals on packaging and Hypnotize middle aged fan boys and girls! 1001 uses!
LOBOVISION GLASSES can be worn on face or to be even more geeky–leave in the package and display! What better way is there to enjoy the free movies on http://www.lobovision.tv guilt free and to show support for Cinema Insomnia, Mr. Lobo, and Misunderstood Movies?
Hundreds and hundreds of the original SLEEPLESS KNIGHTS OF INSOMNIA are out there. It was so secret that new members didn’t really know what to do once they were in the club–but the all the stuff you got was super neat-o. You remember the ads in the back monster magazines and in the packaging of our early videos. Well, the original items were running out, the original art had disappeared in time, and there was a desire to make the club better. And so, Mr. Lobo, in his wisdom, abolished the old club in favor of a new one and finally–it is here!
Please contact Mr. Lobo via email with any concerns, suggestions, or nominations for regional representatives…or if you would like to join as an official fan of Cinema Insomnia!
NEW PLASTIC Decoder Member Card to carry with you always. Signed and numbered on the front by Mr. Lobo and the entire “Alpha-Numeric” Secret Code on Back. beautifully decorated with Lovecraftian pulp art and bearing our 10 year seal. We listened–this one fits in your wallet and you wont need scotch tape to hold it together in a few years!
NEW–the world’s fanciest and most detailed Certificate of Membership. Three full days of cryptic doodling by Mr. and Mrs. Lobo–weaving dozens and dozens of hidden elements for you to find. Printed on expensive parchment paper! Posthumous signature by Cinema Insomnia Senior Consultant Bob Wilkins and freshly numbered and signed by his disciple Mr. Lobo, legally canonized Saint of Insomniacs and Horror Hosts-Church of Ed Wood.
NEW Larger “Cinema Insomnia Fan Club” Pin-back Button by Button-Lab. Fashioned out of metal with an transparent acetate coating and featuring a never before published multicolored picture of Mr. Lobo. 2.25 inch design inspired by Monster Magazine fan club badges of yesteryear.
NEW randomly selected Signed Large 8X10 Photo valued at $10 to $20 at conventions. Just like the 8X10 photo in the picture above or similar. Are you feeling lucky?
CLASSIC Signed 4X6 Black and White Photo of Mr. Lobo,This is the very same photo offered to insomniacs from day one of the fan club.
AND you still get the FREE plastic November Fire Decoder ring and bunch of other random surprise goodies not pictured here while supplies last.
Best of all you will be an official CINSOMNIAC…or a SLEEPLESS KNIGHT OF INSOMNIA. This is more than a fan club reboot. We want to reach out and unite all of the many fans who have supported Mr. Lobo and Cinema Insomnia. We want to show our appreciation and help CInsomniacs network, share, and enjoy misunderstood movies together. We will make the world safe for our kind!
Discounts on selected merchandise and film events.
MEMBER ONLY Updates from Mr. Lobo.
Access to the secret SLEEPLESS KNIGHTS screening group on LOBOVISION.TV
And there will even be MEMBERS ONLY episodes of CINEMA INSOMNIA produced.
Also, Cinema Insomnia Fan Only Events and activities, parties and Regional Officers Elected!
If you’re one of the hundreds CInsomniac Knights already out there and you wish to reboot or upgrade your lifetime membership kit contact email@example.com.
Good times are ahead if you are a SLEEPLESS KNIGHT OF INSOMNIA! Don’t miss out on a single nugget of joy. Get your fan club kit now! Thanks for being the best fans on the planet!