MR. LOBO HOSTS HORROR HOLIDAY DOUBLE FEATURE LIVE AND IN PERSON!

The Sacramento HORROR Film Festival Proudly Presents the Return of… MERRY SCARY HOLIDAY HORROR FILM SHOW!!!

Featuring…

** Holiday Horror Short Film Programs
** DOUBLE FEATURE OF GHOST BUSTERS(1984) & BLACK CHRISTMAS (The Original! 1974!)
** Have you been naughty? GOOD! All may take photos with Psycho Santa and his Evil Elves!
**COSTUME CONTEST**
We want to see your most TWISTED island of the misfit toys costumes!!!
** Hosted World Famous Horror Host Mr. Lobo!
Come be a scrooge in style at the ultimate anti-holiday event!
Costumes are strongly encouraged. $7 General Admission
$5 if you bring an unopened toy as part of our toy drive for the Sacramento Childrens Home.

SATURDAY
December 15th

8PM ALL AGES
Historic Colonial Theatre
Sacramento, CA 95823

New Shop at Cinema Insomnia! CInsomniac Sale!

Mr. Lobo understands that BLACK FRIDAY is too scary for most horror fans! From the comfort of your comfiest cocoon you can get fantastic 8×10 PHOTOS signed by Mr. Lobo, deeply discounted Out-Of-Print CINEMA INSOMMIA DVDs(that go for as high as $99.99 on Amazon), LOBOVISION GLASSES, SLEEPLESS KNIGHTS FAN CLUB KITS, and many more treasures at the ETSY SHOP tended by Mr. Lobo and Dixie Dellamorto Lobo. Right now through Cyber-Monday…you can get a %15 discount anything at our HORROR HOSTS AND CREATURE FEATURES ETSY SHOPthat includes all the CINEMA INSOMNIA merchandise mentioned above plus HHCF art prints, magazines, and fashion accessories! The coupon code is “GOBBLEGOBBLE”. This discount does not include CI or LOBO products licensed to outside vendors on other sites(e.g. T-Shirts, M.I.S.T.E.R.S. Figures). For a complete list of ALL CINEMA INSOMNIA SUPPLIES please visit MR. LOBO’S SHOP PAGE here at cinemainosmnia.com! Give the gift of misunderstood Movies and Mister Lobo!

 

ANIMATOR-FILMMAKER CHALLENGE CINEMA INSOMNIA

Cinema Insomnia “Sea-Monkey Spoof” used as a showcase for filmmakers created in cooperation with Mike Schneider and Neoflux Productions the brains behind “Night of The Living Dead Re-Animated”!

Cinema Insomnia ( www.cinemainsomnia.com ) is back for a new season of 26 more episodes. Join horror host, Mr. Lobo, as he screens some of the best cult, horror and sci-fi movies the ZOM-BEE TV ROKU channel can afford.

In a new reoccurring segment on the show, Mr Lobo will have mail-order pets called ‘Brine-Chimps’. Each episode he will be checking in on his microscopic menagerie and you are invited to animate them!

What happens in the tank when Mr. Lobo peers in?

Length:

Each clip is 10-30 seconds in length.

Animation:Puppets, stop motion, flash… all forms of animation are welcomed. 

Audio:

Audio is preferred but not required. No copy-written music without written consent.

 

Format:

720 x 480 ( 16:9 Aspect Ratio )

30 Frames Per Second

Uncompressed Mov

 

Submission:

Clips are submitted via wetransfer.com to [email protected] + [email protected]

The deadline for completed clips is March 13th, 2013.

 

Animators retain full rights to their submissions.

Animators will be accredited on the show and listed on IMDB.

Animators will receive a prize pack of Cinema Insomnia swag including a DVD of the episode featuring your clip.

Whoever submits our ‘favorite’ clip will also receive a Roku Streaming Video Player.

 

All submitted clips that meet the basic requirements will be include in a special bonus Brine Chimps Special Feature that will be viewable on ROKU and included on a future DVD of Cinema Insomnia!

Brine Chimps’ Animation Jam is brought to you by Cinema Insomnia Productions + Neoflux Productions.

 

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MR. LOBO’S CONCESSION SPEECH

 

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, my friends. Thank you so very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for not electing Mr. Lobo your president. I would have been a terrible president. I’m not competent and was never interested.

I have just called the President-Contest-Winner to congratulate him or her on this victory and to the other much whiter person-whom I understand also wanted the job and got a lot of votes also. Good for them! Their supporters, marketing strategists, make-up artists, spin-doctors, concubines, mudslingers and armed goons of their respective campaigns also deserve congratulations.
Mr. Lobo wishes all of them well, but particularly the president, the first lady, the second lady, Man-At-Arms, Princess Jasmine, Count Chocula, The Star Chamber, and Ambassador Phantom of Krankor.
This is a time of great challenges for Mr. Lobo and Americas problems would just get in the way. I’m so lucky that the president or whatever shadow governments that may or may not exist will be guiding our nation and not me.
I want to thank Paul Ryan for all that he has done for Mr. Lobo’s campaign NOT to become president. Whatever you did–or didn’t do–worked.
Besides my wife, Dixie, Paul did the most to keep non-presidents like myself out of the White House. And I trust that his intellect and his hard work will keep many more non-presidents from not being elected.

I also want to thank Dixie, the love of Mr. Lobo’s life.
She would have been a terrible First Lady…She is a night person, a late riser, and a procrastinator, it takes her a long time to get ready and she’s never first anywhere…except in Mr. Lobo’s heart.
Like . She’s – she has been like a den mother to Man-Babies everywhere and especially this Man-Baby and to our family and to the many mouth breathing fans at shows that she has touched with her charm and her care.

I thank my son for not voting for me, and thank my daughter for not being old enough to vote for me, and understanding how hard it is to avoid honest work.

I want to thank Aaron Lane for suggesting a give I concession speech. Now that I’m halfway through it—it does seem pretty funny—topical at least.

Whew, That would have been an awfully hard job. Just thinking about it gives Mr. Lobo a headache. That much responsibility would take extraordinary effort and focus and would not just hurt Mr. Lobo, but also the country that many of us love.
And to you here tonight, and to the CInsomniacs across the country – the Monster Kids, the Kickstarters, the AV geeks, the Horror Hosts, the children of Creature Features, the slumber partiers, the fan boys, the dorks, the freaks, and even the Man-Babies – I don’t believe that there’s ever been a lack of effort in our party that can compare with what you have shown over these past years. Thank you so very much.
Thanks for all the hours of snacking and slacking, for the meaningless texts, for the Star Wars rants and hoarding, for the movie nights and for the afternoon naps. You gave nothing of yourselves and performed miserably. And you bored us and you annoyed us and inspired Mr. Lobo to settle for less. You’ve kept me out of the oval office and I intend to stay out.
The nation, as you know, is at a critical point. At a time like this, we can’t risk electing a movie host to do a man’s job.
And we CInsomniacs also have to drum to a different beater. We look to Misunderstood Movies to inspire our children with a passion for the Beyondo.
We look to artists and wise-crackers of all kinds to challenge our society to be more honest and hopefully nicer.

We look to our parents, to lend us money to help us perpetuate our selfish hoaxes.

We look to fun makers of all kinds. We’re counting on you to heal our spirits.

And we look to Democrats and Republicans to do whatever they do.

Mr. Lobo would have likely been deemed too brown to rule an America that includes the lone star state and thanks all Texans for not wanting me as their President. As for Texas seceding from the union. All the lines on the map and governments were made up anyway and are subject to change. Japan, Portugal, and England controlled most of the known world once upon a time and are now tiny strips of country bacon. I do not want to be responsible for America’s shrinkage. We’ll miss you Texas—but Mr. Lobo does ship his DVDs, 8×10’s, and other merchandise internationally.

And I ran from office because I’m concerned about America. This election is over, but our fears endure. Mr. Lobo believes that he is destined for something bigger and better.
Like so many of you, Dixie and I have left everything all over the house, in the yard, and in the driveway. We have given our all to October and Halloween and New Cinema Insomnia episodes and have nothing left for running the nation. Sorry.

I so wish – I so wish that I had thought of something good for the ending of this concession speech. I think I’ve mined all of the humor possible from this. And wasted more time that could have been put towards providing entertainment for the CInsomniacs out there. To those CInsomniacs who actually voted for me, know that Mr. Lobo would lead the country in the wrong direction. The nation chose another leader and the nation and their new leader are smarter than the rest of you. Deal with it. We’ve got bad taste and upside down priorities–that’s why we do what we do. And so Dixie and I will probably watch some more ZOM-BEE TV on our ROKU and maybe have some root beer floats from the concession counter.

Thank you, and God bless Insomnia. You guys are the best. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thanks, guys.

 

L.A. CINSOMNIACS MEET MR. LOBO LIVE AND IN PERSON

On Saturday, 11/3/12, at the Pasadena Convention center in Pasadena, CA for DESIGNER CON — Mr. Lobo and Dixie will be joining thier merchandizing partners at Button-Lab and Imperfecz. These pop-culture superfriends will be in booth #212 selling custom buttons, original sculpts, magazines, jewelry, plush, artwork, and more-showcasing art and especially clever items for CINEMA INSOMNIA and Horror Hosts and Creature Features.
For more info visit http://www.designercon.com/

This appearance will be a good opportunity for Los Angeles and SoCal based CInsomniacs to pick up LOBOVISION GLASSES, DVDS, M.I.S.T.E.R.S FIGURES, CI BUTTONS, FAN CLUB KITS, HORROR HOST MAGAZINES, AUTOGRAPHS and other goodies from thier favorite host and to talk to MR. LOBO about ZOM-BEE TV ROKU CHANNEL, LOBOVISION, CINEMA INSOMNIA, PLAN 9, and other projects.

Admission is only $5 or $7 at the Door!

SEE YOU AT DESIGNER-CON!

MR. LOBO HALLOWEEN MASK and CONTEST!


PUT ON YOUR GAME FACE! IT’S A MASK-A-THON!

Wearing masks is fancy fun–Especially on Halloween! But this MR. LOBO MASK could win you a neat prize. Here’s what you do:

1.  Print out this mask and construct it according to the directions. Record video or pictures of yourself or someone else wearing the mask!

2. Email photos and links for Mr. Lobo who will be the final judge: [email protected] or post them on his facebook fan page wall!

The best Video and the best photo will win a free pair of ALL-NEW never before available 3-D LOBOVISION glasses!  Good luck and Happy Halloween!

 

 

 

 

 

Wanna See MR. LOBO LIVE before HALLOWEEN?

Join us SATURDAY, OCT. 27th at CALLSON MANOR, a haunted house of a higher caliber in the Sacramento area. Located in Roseville at the Placer County Fairgrounds! MR. LOBO will be LIVE and IN PERSON on the LIVING DEAD STAGE to MC the  7:30 show and the 8:30 and 9:30 shows featuring the fire dancers of Obsydian butterfly and make up artist Nicole Chillelli of FACE OFF.  Callson manor is a total immersion of the senses–not like a typical haunted house with black walls and kids in rubber masks.  Owned and operated by a professional animatronics prop designer, they strive to give you the best in entertainment as you wander through the Callson Manor courtyard and attractions featuring Zombie Paintball, Chainsaw Alley, Tarot Reader, Bubbas BBQ, large scale animatronics and of course the Living Dead Stage with Cinema Insomnia’s Mr. Lobo as MC. You get all this before you even enter one of Callson Manors 3 haunted houses!

visit http://www.callsonmanor.com

5 Bucks for a Killer Program! ZOMBIE BEAUTY PAGEANT plus NIGHT OF THE DEMONS

This Friday! Join Mr. Lobo at the Sacramento Horror Film Fest’s Opening Night program at an unbeatable price! First, put on your torn up stockings and get all bloodied up for…The 6th Annual ZOMBIE BEAUTY PAGEANT at 7pm!Then, stay for director Kevin Tenney who brings his classic of 80’s horror NIGHT OF THE DEMONS…

After the film Mr. Lobo will moderate as the filmmaker will answer your questions on stage! This program is include with all 3-day passes!

Grab a bite and come back at 10pm to gladly purchase admission for our second great program ROCKY HORROR with the AMBER SWEETS shadowcast–already world famous for their sold out REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA shadowcasts!

It’s only at the Historic Colonial Theater…visit the Sacramento Horror Film Festival Website for details!

Watch Film Fest Version of MAN Vs. SAC Now!

Not the final version but darn close…this is what patrons saw and what won producer’s choice for best of show at A Place Called Sacramento Short Film Fest 2012. Directed by Mr. Lobo and written by an 11 year old CInsomniac. Performed by Cinema Insomnia stable actor Jay Patrick! Have a laugh on us! No admission required! Congrats to all who worked on this award winning film!

Mr. Lobo appears on Making Monsters

 


It’s October and many of our Cinema Insomnia viewers are scanning Cable TV
looking for Halloween shows and movies. Even the Travel Channel has many reality shows with a horror flavor. Making Monsters is a fascinating look at the world of animatronics and mask makers. Haunt industry legend Ed Edmunds and his small staff at Distortions Unlimited work tirelessly in Greeley, CO, to create some of the scariest animations and innovative prop and creature designs.

In the latest episode, premiering last night,  Ed faces off with world-renowned Hollywood designer and sculptor, Jordu Schell, who often assists the Distortions Unlimited crew with his creations.

How does this man fit into the picture?

Not where you might think! Although, the main thrust of the episode is about Ed and Jordu making a giant B-Movie Centipede for Ben Armstrong who Horror Hosts and Creature Features fans know as DR. SPECULO, who now owns the NETHERWORLD haunt in Atlanta.

But the side story revolves around Ed and Jordu donating sculptures they made to a charity auction at the National Haunters Convention 65-dollars-a-plate “gala” dinner in Oaks, Pennsylvania. Mr. Lobo and Dixie where both guests of the convention and were caught by the Travel Channel cameras. This caused many “cable-ready” CInsomniacs to have seizures and heart attacks. Even spooky KDVS radio DJ Ophelia Necro caught us on her TV with her camera!

So keep your eyes peeled in the last 3 minutes of the program and see your horror host and his bride among the horror elite!

Special thanks to CInsomniac super knight Mike MacArthur for buying us dinner…Our whole group later sneaked away from out table and played with abandoned attractions and arcade games! Mr. Lobo wishes that was on the Travel Channel!