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Finally! The NEW 10 Year Anniversary Fan Club Kit is here! So those tear stained letters need to stop!
Lifetime Membership includes:
NEW PLASTIC Decoder Member Card to carry with you always. Signed and numbered on the front by Mr. Lobo and the entire “Alpha-Numeric” Secret Code on Back. beautifully decorated with Lovecraftian pulp art and bearing our 10 year seal. We listened–this one fits in your wallet and you wont need scotch tape to hold it together in a few years!
NEW–the world’s fanciest and most detailed Certificate of Membership. Three full days of cryptic doodling by Mr. and Mrs. Lobo–weaving dozens and dozens of hidden elements for you to find.Â Printed on expensive parchment paper! Posthumous signature by Cinema Insomnia Senior Consultant Bob Wilkins and freshly numbered and signed by his disciple Mr. Lobo, legally canonized Saint of Insomniacs and Horror Hosts-Church of Ed Wood.
NEW Larger “Cinema Insomnia Fan Club” Pin-back Button by Button-Lab. Fashioned out of metal with an transparent acetate coating and featuring a never before published multicolored picture of Mr. Lobo. 2.25 inch design inspired by Monster Magazine fan club badges of yesteryear.
NEW randomly selected Signed Large 8X10 Photo valued at $10 to $20 at conventions. Just like the 8X10 photo in the picture above or similar. Are you feeling lucky?
CLASSIC Signed 4X6 Black and White Photo of Mr. Lobo,This is the very same photo offered to insomniacs from day one of the fan club.
AND you still get the FREE plastic November Fire Decoder ring and bunch of other random surprise goodies not pictured here while supplies last.
Best of all you will be an official CINSOMNIAC…or a SLEEPLESS KNIGHT OF INSOMNIA. This is more than a fan club reboot. We want to reach out and unite all of the many fans who have supported Mr. Lobo and Cinema Insomnia. We want to show our appreciation and help CInsomniacs network, share, and enjoy misunderstood movies together. We will make the world safe for our kind!
Discounts on selected merchandise and film events.
MEMBER ONLY Updates from Mr. Lobo.
Access to the secret SLEEPLESS KNIGHTS screening group on LOBOVISION.TV
And there will even be MEMBERS ONLY episodes of CINEMA INSOMNIA produced.
Also, Cinema Insomnia Fan Only Events and activities, parties and Regional Officers Elected!
Contact Mr. Lobo with any concerns
SLEEPLESS KNIGHTS ASSEMBLE!
If you’re one of the hundreds of old CI Club Knights out there–we want you to come forward…even if you don’t want to buy the new kit! Original Lifetime Members can get a FREE CERTIFICATE AND CARD ONLY with a new valid ID number. There are a few ways to do this:
Just mail us self addressed 9X12 envelope with postage paid along with a copy or scan of your original card and certificate…
Or email us a scan of your old card and certificate and Paypal us $2.50 postage and handling. email@example.com.
If you DO want the new kit we’ll take $10 off the price…basically paying you back for the $9.99 you paid for the lifetime membership that was included with the 2003 kit. Decoder Ring is not included in this deal as quantities are scarce and we already gave you one with the original kit. (Rings can be purchased individually by Knights who upgrade for $4 each.)
If you’re one of the hundreds CInsomniac Knights already out there and you wish to reboot or upgrade your lifetime membership kit co
Good times are ahead if you are a SLEEPLESS KNIGHT OF INSOMNIA! Don’t miss out on a single nugget of joy. Get your fan club kit now! Thanks for being the best fans on the planet!