Collect This Limited Edition CINEMA INSOMNIA HAUNTED HOUSE SPECIAL!

DVD_201_20A_originalCollecting is not a crime! You have been asking for the new CINEMA INSOMNIA episodes from ZOM-BEE TV on DVD and here is what we hope will be the first of many! TIMG_3595his retro HAUNTED HOUSE SPECIAL that aired last halloween on Zom-Bee TV–must be seen to be believed. If you don’t have a ROKU Streaming player or would like physical evidence of this television event…then you need to own this limited edition DVD. In this 90 minute program written and co-directed by MISTER LOBO, a group of “paranoid investigators” called THE TOTALLY FAKE GHOST-BUSTERS– who apparently had their own kids show in the 80′s–return to the one house that they could not prove was haunted by a fake ghost in a rubber mask. This holiday special is NOT ANIMATED but features some very animated actors who are better known as their Horror Host Characters.FGBcartoonweb Including DICK DYSZEL(Count Gore DeVol’s Creature Feature) as Sheriff Bronson Canyon, JOHN DIMES(The Spooky Movie host, Dr. Sarcofiguy) as Professor Ex-Exorcist
JERRY MORE II(Karlos Borloff host of Monster Madhouse) as V. Price Tagge
RICH KOZ(Svengoolie) as the voice of Dr. Rummage Goodwill
And of course, MR. LOBO as Himself and MISS MITTENS as Herself, who together have hosted horror movies on Cinema Insomnia for 13 years.
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Also appearing is genre model and actress ANDREA MARIE and DIXIE DELLAMORTO, artist and Editor of Horror Hosts and Creafakeghostpeekture Features–credited as Kogarella the ape’s “trainer”.

Since the 50′s TV Horror Hosts have been a just as much a staple of Halloween fun as bumbling idiots in a Haunted House. Not only do you get top horror host talent but a barrage of Haunted House trailers, Cartoons, Vintage Commercials, and tons of spooky surprises and original songs by SCOTT MOON, APOCALYPSO NOW, and LARRY LEE MONIZ! Beautifully Filmed by ZOM-BEE TV in a real haunted house in Winchester VA (that has since been condemned and torn down!) Be ready for Halloween anytime anywhere and invest in this collectable spooktacular!

You’ll find it along with other CINEMA INSOMNIA goodies at our STORE!

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Where Monsters Dwell! Lobo Fans Freak Out in Pittsburgh this Weekend!

 

MonsterBash2MonsterBashmrloboTVMONSTER BASH Conference is a one of our very favorite shows…it’s more like a family reunion!  The guest list is mind boggling and the film program is superb. DIXIE and MR. LOBO will have a table for all three days and we’re lurking forward to seeing all our friends. 

Friday at 1:00 PM - MR. LOBO of “CINEMA INSOMNIA” hosts Movie: CALTIKI – THE IMMORTAL MONSTER (1959) The Italian “Blob” movie from the late 1950s….seldom seen because it will creep up on you and eat the flesh off your bones!
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dracnecklaceAfter the wrath of CALTIKI, at 3PM, the MONSTER BASH dealer room opens up and you will be able to purchase several artboxnew LOBOTIMIZED items for the first time in person. You’ll want to save a few bucks for these special items made with love and care by your horror host and is bride. Autographs are included upon request.  IMG_4769artbows
Our HORRIBLE NOISES OF MR. LOBO’S VERY BAD MANOR CD will be there to add to your Halloween novelty record collection for only $10.

Our first commercially reproduced DVD in several years will be on the table along with a matching poster(sold separately). Our 2013 CINEMA INSOMNIA HAUNTED HOUSE SPECIAL can now be yours to keeartbuttonsp on home video for only $15–starring MR. LOBO, JOHN DIMES, JERRY MOORE, DICK DYSZEL and RICH KOZ. Artist DIXIE DELLAMORTO LOBO has created a ton of poster prints and origCI_Bad_Movies_sampleinal jewelry inspired by our favorite Misunderstood Movies. There will also be original paintings byTHE LOBOS to hang in your dungeon. We will also have TOYS, BUTTONS, and BLOBS of SLIME for the kids! CIHauntedHousePoster

Crisis of Finite Encoder Rings! Sleepless Knights with Itchy Fingers –JOIN Our Fan Club Now!

DSC07422lastringsIf you have been waiting for the right time to become an initiated member of the Sleepless Knights of Insomnia…you may want to do it now! The FREE DECODER RINGS that we have included since 2001 are finally running out. We are down to our last 6 rings and that includes MR. LOBO’s own and he’s not giving it up for anything! So, 5 rings really and some of them are a bit rough. We’ve hit the bottom of the pumpkin pail.Can Club KitLifetime Membership includes:

NEW PLASTIC Decoder Member Card to carry with you always. Signed and numbered on the front by Mr. Lobo and the entire “Alpha-Numeric” Secret Code on Back. beautifully decorated with Lovecraftian pulp art and bearing our 10 year seal. We listened–this one fits in your wallet and you wont need scotch Cinema-Insomnia-card-fronttape to hold it together in a few years!

NEW–the world’s fanciest and most detailed Certificate of Membership. Three full days of cryptic doodling by MR. and MRS. LOBO–weaving dozens and dozens of hidden elements for you to find. Printed on expensive parchment paper! Posthumous signature by CINEMA INSOMNIA Senior Consultant BOB WILKINS of CREATURE FEATURES(1971) and freshly numbered and signed by his disciple MR. LOBO, legally canonized Saint of Insomniacs and Horror Hosts-CHURCH OF ED WOOD.

NEW Larger CINEMA INSOMNIA FAN CLUB Pin-back Badge by Buttfanbuttonon-Lab. Fashioned out of metal with an transparent acetate coating and featuring a never before published multicolored picture of MR. LOBO. 2.25 inch design inspired by Monster Magazine fan club badges of yesteryear.

NEW randomly selected Signed Large 8X10 or 8-1/2×11 Photo valued at $10 to $20 at conventions. Just like the 8X10 photo in the picture above or similar. Are you feeling lucky?

CLASSIC Signed 4X6 Black and White Photo of MR. LOBO, This is the very same photo offered to insomniacs from day one of the fan club.

AND you still get the FREE plastic DECODER RING WHILE SUPPLIES LAST. Some of these last 5 rings look a bit worn from bumping around in a plastic pumpkin for 10 years–so we will be including some EXTRA SURPRISE GOODIES for you as well!

Best of all you wilci logo slimel be an official CINSOMNIAC…or a SLEEPLESS KNIGHT OF INSOMNIA–Eligible for FAN OF THE WEEK recognition and more! This club unites the many fans who have supported MR. LOBO and CINEMA INSOMNIA over the years. We want to show our appreciation and help CInsomniacs network, share, and enjoy misunderstood movies together. We will make the world safe for our kind!

We’re Ringing the bell—are you hearing Mr. Lobo?

Mr. Lobo gets Physical? Spoken Word CD shipped today.

IMG_4744 IMG_4745 IMG_4756 IMG_4758 The download of HORRIBLE NOISES OF MR. LOBO’S VERY BAD MANOR left some wanting an actual copy that can be held and cuddled. We still have a shred of hope for a vinyl release–but for now you can spin this disc in your CD player, laptop, discman, boom box, or car stereo for the low price of around ten American dollars.
The cover was designed by Dixie Dellamorto and Mr. Lobo and features art by BRAINS comic artist Paul Allen on the back. We made improvements to the sound quality and added a bonus track. There are 20 tracks of semi-original spooky tales written and performed by your host with the most–Mr. Lobo.

Order Your Copy Now!

Pre-Order Mega Monster Poster with Mr. Lobo

MrLobo11inTallMonsterPosterA “must-have” keepsake for CInsomniacs, Monster Kids, and Monster Kids in training. If you can’t make it to the Alamo Drafthouse Winchester, VA  on the 27th or 28th you can get one mailed to you here for a limited time. They are $10 and the artist gets half the proceeds.




Legendary genre artist George E-Gor Chastain who made this poster created E-Gor’s Chamber of Horror Hosts–the first and best resource Mr. Lobo ever saw on the subject. He also made the DVD cover and poster for Count Gore DeVol’s EVERY OTHER DAY IS HALLLOWEEN and lobby card style cover/poster for VIRGINIA CREEPERS! We are honored to have him do our poster for this event.

FREE SHIPPING kicks off our FAN CLUB DRIVE!

Can Club KitMR. LOBO’s FAN DRIVE starts now! Love the show? Spread the word–tell your friends they can get the full membership kit for the CINEMA INSOMNIA/MR. LOBO FAN CLUB with FREE SHIPPING until March 31st…All you gotta do is–put in the COUPON CODE: “CINSOMNIAC”.  Are you already an official Sleepless Knight of Insomnia? Well, good knight, this is also FAN APPRECIATION WEEK! Get FREE shipping on EVERYTHING at our Horror Hosts and Creature Features Etsy shop with the same code! Sleepless Knights of Insomnia, assemble! Now’s your chance to hang some fine artwork for your home–like this STAY YOUNG THE VAMPIRE WAY print!Stay Young the Vampire Way 8x10 Print

OUT-OF-PRINT CINEMA INSOMNIA DVDs and MORE!

There are still a few Out-Of-Print DVDs left. Slime Line #001: Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet From the comfort of hypersleep chamber you can get fantastic 8×10 PHOTOS signed by Mr. Lobo, deeply discounted Out-Of-Print CINEMA INSOMMIA DVDs(that go for as high as $99.99 on Amazon), LOBOVISION GLASSES, SLEEPLESS KNIGHTS FAN CLUB KITS, and many more treasures at the ETSY SHOP tended by Mr. Lobo and Dixie Dellamorto Lobo.

Visit the HORROR HOSTS AND CREATURE FEATURES ETSY SHOP–to geek out over all the CINEMA INSOMNIA merchandise mentioned above plus HHCF art prints, magazines, and  For a sort of complete list of ALL CINEMA INSOMNIA SUPPLIES please visit MR. LOBO’S SHOP PAGE here at cinemainosmnia.com! Give the gift of misunderstood Movies and Mister Lobo!

If there is an episode that you must have on DVD that is no longer in print you can get a signed bootleg direct from Mr. Lobo for $20 plus postage. email [email protected]

Slime Line #009: Carnival of Souls

LOBOVISION GLASSES


A PERFECT HALLOWEEN GIFT!




See right through- Salesmen, Teachers, Politicians, Hype, Pundits, Hipsters, Trends, Drama, Co-workers, Family members, Advertising, Nonsense, and more, just like Mr. Lobo!

ALL NEW LOBOVISION GLASSES  They have “Clear” plastic lenses–but you will finally be able to see things Mr. Lobo’s way! 

Measuring 6 inches across, these Black frames with hinged ear pieces and horn rims will make you look like a nationally syndicated late night movie host!

Retro futuristic styling! Seem taller and more amusing! Appear smarter and less threatening! Prevent unwanted pregnancies! Yell at houseplants! Take on WWE wrestlers with your mind! Foil meddling kids and their stupid dog! Tell off arrogant actors! Cut out spirals on packaging and Hypnotize middle aged fan boys and girls! 1001 uses!

LOBOVISION GLASSES can be worn on face or to be even more geeky–leave in the package and display! What better way is there to enjoy the free movies on http://www.lobovision.tv guilt free and to show support for Cinema Insomnia, Mr. Lobo, and Misunderstood Movies?

LOBOVISION GLASSES

Domestic Orders Click Here!




Outside US? email Mr. Lobo!

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Rare Cinema Insomnia Shows Ready to Go to a Good Home!

A special offer for Sleepless Knights of Insomnia and fair weather insomniacs!

Thanks for your support, cInsomniacs! It’s a rough biz sometimes but with your help we will make this world safe for misunderstood movies. Brand new shows will be rolling out for the fall! Below is a list of out-of-print Apprehensive Films DVD titles I have left…I will autograph them and include a free limited edition Mr. Lobo trading card!

-Gappa: Monsters From the Prehistoric Planet

-Prince Of Space

-Non Stop Movie Party: Zombies

-Carnival Of Souls

-First Spaceship On Venus

-Santa Claus Conquers The Martians

-A Bucket Of Blood

-Dick Tracy Meets Gruesome

-Voyage To The Prehistoric Planet

-Eegah! The Name Wriien In Blood

-Gamera Super Monster

-The Brain that Wouldn’t Die

-Creature

-The Last Man On Earth

-Invasion Of the Neptune Men (Box without Cover)

These RARE disks are now(for a limited time) $20 each and ship for $2

I also have a Double Disk set Halloween Special with Mark Of The Damned I and II
and that goes for $40 plus $2 shipping.

Please send funds via paypal [email protected]

Your Cinema Insomnia host forever,
Mr. Lobo

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Pushing Our Buttons

Buttons, buttons–Who’s got the buttons? We do. 4 classic designs pressed by those geniuses at Buttonlab. You get the Cinema Insomnia Logo and the “Famous Monsters” parody created by Mr. Lobo himself, Brian Maze’s “13 Hosts” comic book design, and Jeff Carlson’s “Mani-Yack” shirt design.  All four are 5 bucks! That’s a dollar and twenty-five cents each–plus shipping. Coming soon to our store but you can get them now if you email Mr. Lobo!

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Thanks for wearing your support of Mr. Lobo and Cinema Insomnia!