Double Your Displeasure. Double Your Order.

IMG_4768Just the thing to cure your post-Halloween emotional hangover. As You Know, We have a Buy-One Get-One SALE on our DVD-CINEMA INSOMNIA’S HAUNTED HOUSE SPECIAL.  This BOGO offer also applies to our AUDIO CD.

Our hot seller, the Spooky Sound Effects and story album called HORRIBLE NOISES OF MR. LOBO’S VERY BAD MANOR! A wickedly funny satire of children’s vinyl records of the 60’s and 70’s. The CD includes 20 spoken word tracks with amazing sound effects!

DVD CDDidn’t you love the day after Halloween when all the great junk you wanted was half-price! Well, so do we! Buy One now–get Two! Buy Two get four! Buy 4 get 8! All this month! Transition into “the other Holidays” by keeping a smidgen of Halloween alive 24/7. Hoard Them. Give them away as stalking stuffers! Keep half and give half away!

Only at OUR ETSY AND STORE ENVY SHOPS! Sorry, No Mix and Match.

The CINEMA INSOMNIA CD and DVD 2 for 1 SALE ENDS AT MIDNIGHT NOVEMBER 30th! HAPPY WHATEVER!

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HO-HO-LOBO! GIVE THE GIFT OF INSOMNIA! Buy One-Get One Free SALE!

391873_10150482074404489_1890396391_nDVD_201_20A_originalFor that Horror Host fan on your X-mess list may we humbly suggest The CINEMA INSOMNIA HAUNTED HOUSE SPECIAL?

It stars DICK DYZSEL(Count Gore DeVol’s Creature Feature), JOHN DIMES(The Spooky Movie host, Dr. Sarcofiguy), JERRY MOORE II(Karlos Borloff host of Monster Madhouse), RICH KOZ(Svengoolie), And of course, MR. LOBO as Himself and MISS MITTENS as Herself–who together have hosted horror movies on CINEMA INSOMNIA for 13 years. Also appearing is DIXIE DELLAMORTO as Kogarella the Swingin’ Ape!

Not only do you get to give the gift of top horror host talent–but a barrage of Haunted House movie trailers, Cartoons, Vintage ads, and tons of spooky surprises and original songs by SCOTT MOON, APOCALYPSO NOW, and LARRY LEE MONIZ! Beautifully Filmed in a real haunted house in Winchester VA that has since been condemned and torn down.

Be ready for “Second Halloween” and RIGHT NOW, WHEN YOU PICK UP THIS GIFT IN OUR STORE FROM NOW UNTIL THE END OF NOVEMBER–WE WILL GIVE YOU ANOTHER COPY OF THIS SPECIAL DVD as our gift to you!

Yes, it finally pays to be selfish!
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We’re feeling so generous that we want to extend this BOGO offer to our AUDIO CD.

A new Spooky Sound Effects and story album called HORRIBLE NOISES OF MR. LOBO’S VERY BAD MANOR! A wickedly funny satire of children’s vinyl records of the 60’s and 70’s. The CD includes 20 spoken word tracks with amazing sound effects!

DVD CDBuy One–end up with Two! All this month! Have A Scary Merry Cryptmas, a Creepy Kwanzaa, a Franken-Hanukkah, A Wonderful Wookie Life Day, and Happy Horrordays in general. Give them BOTH away! Keep Them BOTH! We wont judge. Use them together. Use them in Peace!

The CINEMA INSOMNIA CD-DVD 2 for 1 SALE ENDS  AT MIDNIGHT NOVEMBER 30th! And don’t forget MR. LOBO’s BIRTHDAY on the 27th…

…JOYEUX CINSOMNIA!

 

 

LOBOWEEN is HERE! TONS O’ STUFF FOR ALL CINSOMNIACS TO CELEBRATE!

OPEN UP YOUR INSOMNIAC SACK AND DEMAND GOODIES!

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Enjoy our Our Haunted House Special from 2013!

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Tonite, Mr. Lobo will be a special guest on COAST TO COAST AM WITH GEORGE NOORY and will be taking about Halloween, Horror Films and Horror Hosts in for their millions of listeners.

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL ONLINE FOR ALL!
The all NEW Halloween Special: A VERY VHS HALLOWEEN is an intimate, chaotic, creepy, and raw look at unseen and underground material from MR. LOBO’s many lives. It also contains found footage that will make tapeheads want to be kind and rewind again and again. This special will be given freely to the world and should pop up here anytime on the 31st! Produced and Co-Directed by DIXIE DELLAMORTO LOBO with animations by JASON WILLIS.

Here’s a taste…

A NEW USTREAM POWERED
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We Listened and gave you and new way to watch CINEMA INSOMNIA! Click WATCH EPISODES in the navigation bar above or go here!

Embedded Below is a smaller version of the player–you can make one any size you want!

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ATTENTION MOVIE PATRONS! MR. LOBO THEATER ANNOUNCEMENTS
The Mr. LOBO cartoon promo for DISMEMBER THE ALAMO featuring HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH was such a success this past weekend that Stephen Nerangis the manager at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Winchester has given the green light to Animator TOM BARNDT and MR. LOBO to make a series of on-screen announcements that will go in front of first run films for unsuspecting movie audiences! TOM is working on a show called THE PARANORMAL IDIOT that MR. LOBO is doing voices for.

Mr Lobo Halloween Horrorthon from thelastofthev8interceptors on Vimeo.

SPOOKY SOUNDS from MR. LOBO
MR. LOBO’s Spoken Word and Sound Effects album HORRIBLE NOISES OF MR. LOBO’S VERY BAD MANOR will continue to be available into November. If you order now you wont get it in time for HALLOWEEN this year…but you will enjoy it just as much in the coming weeks and months and be super-ready for next year.Bad Manor thumb

 

DVDSOMETHING VISUAL THAT’S NOT TOO ABYSMAL?
CINEMA INSOMNIA’S HAUNTED HOUSE SPECIAL DVD is our first new DVD since we went out of print back in 2011. It’s an instant collectors item and features MR. LOBO and stars 4 other HORROR HOSTS in different roles. Our most ambitious episode to date!

CINEMA INSOMNIA STORENVY STORE
Get the DVD, CD, Necktie and Badge, Poster, glasses and more at our new store!

fanclubkitdixieBE A SLEEPLESS KNIGHT OF CINEMA INSOMNIA
FAN CLUB KITS are STILL a good value! Mr. Lobo will personally include some extra goodies along with the 8×10, 4×6, Pinback Badge, plastic decoder card, and Certificate!
Members are automatically eligible for FAN OF THE WEEK and FAN OF THE YEAR. Regional fan-club presidents will be elected soon!
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Miss the delicious taste of Mr. Lobo’s discontinued Monster Cereal? Glue the Free MR.  LOBO’S CEREAL BOX PDF. to a box of PEANUT BUTTER CHEERIOS and mix-in  KRAFT JET-PUFFED MALLOW BITS. email mrlobo@cinemainsomnia.com to get the full rez image.

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We own our own show–and are offering episodes for download on our new DISTRO PAGE.

This weekend BOXFORD CATV, Boxford MA, Will be adding CINEMA INSOMNIA to their Horror Films on Saturday Nights at 10:30pm, on Comcast Channel 8, and Verizon Channel 45.

Likewise, MATA 14 and 96 in Milwaukee, WI will begin adding CINEMA INSOMNIA episodes to their line up. This Saturday they will be showing MR. LOBO’s hosted versions of CARNIVAL OF SOULS and THE SEVENTH SEAL.

We feel that no Insomniac should be left behind! Does your dad own a TV Station? Do you want to sponsor some classic SD episodes on a public access, college, or community channel? Are you the manager of a hotel or hospital with Closed circuit TV? Are you in a Flash Mob with a digital projector? Do you have an independent screen that needs royalty-free content? If you want to distribute or broadcast select episodes of CINEMA INSOMNIA we want to hear from you! [email protected]

Jam your gullet with treats and we’ll be lurking for you after the Holidays! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Collect This Limited Edition CINEMA INSOMNIA HAUNTED HOUSE SPECIAL!

DVD_201_20A_originalCollecting is not a crime! You have been asking for the new CINEMA INSOMNIA episodes from ZOM-BEE TV on DVD and here is what we hope will be the first of many! TIMG_3595his retro HAUNTED HOUSE SPECIAL that aired last halloween on Zom-Bee TV–must be seen to be believed. If you don’t have a ROKU Streaming player or would like physical evidence of this television event…then you need to own this limited edition DVD. In this 90 minute program written and co-directed by MISTER LOBO, a group of “paranoid investigators” called THE TOTALLY FAKE GHOST-BUSTERS– who apparently had their own kids show in the 80′s–return to the one house that they could not prove was haunted by a fake ghost in a rubber mask. This holiday special is NOT ANIMATED but features some very animated actors who are better known as their Horror Host Characters.FGBcartoonweb Including DICK DYSZEL(Count Gore DeVol’s Creature Feature) as Sheriff Bronson Canyon, JOHN DIMES(The Spooky Movie host, Dr. Sarcofiguy) as Professor Ex-Exorcist
JERRY MORE II(Karlos Borloff host of Monster Madhouse) as V. Price Tagge
RICH KOZ(Svengoolie) as the voice of Dr. Rummage Goodwill
And of course, MR. LOBO as Himself and MISS MITTENS as Herself, who together have hosted horror movies on Cinema Insomnia for 13 years.
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Also appearing is genre model and actress ANDREA MARIE and DIXIE DELLAMORTO, artist and Editor of Horror Hosts and Creafakeghostpeekture Features–credited as Kogarella the ape’s “trainer”.

Since the 50′s TV Horror Hosts have been a just as much a staple of Halloween fun as bumbling idiots in a Haunted House. Not only do you get top horror host talent but a barrage of Haunted House trailers, Cartoons, Vintage Commercials, and tons of spooky surprises and original songs by SCOTT MOON, APOCALYPSO NOW, and LARRY LEE MONIZ! Beautifully Filmed by ZOM-BEE TV in a real haunted house in Winchester VA (that has since been condemned and torn down!) Be ready for Halloween anytime anywhere and invest in this collectable spooktacular!

You’ll find it along with other CINEMA INSOMNIA goodies at our STORE!

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Where Monsters Dwell! Lobo Fans Freak Out in Pittsburgh this Weekend!

 

MonsterBash2MonsterBashmrloboTVMONSTER BASH Conference is a one of our very favorite shows…it’s more like a family reunion!  The guest list is mind boggling and the film program is superb. DIXIE and MR. LOBO will have a table for all three days and we’re lurking forward to seeing all our friends. 

Friday at 1:00 PM - MR. LOBO of “CINEMA INSOMNIA” hosts Movie: CALTIKI – THE IMMORTAL MONSTER (1959) The Italian “Blob” movie from the late 1950s….seldom seen because it will creep up on you and eat the flesh off your bones!
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dracnecklaceAfter the wrath of CALTIKI, at 3PM, the MONSTER BASH dealer room opens up and you will be able to purchase several artboxnew LOBOTIMIZED items for the first time in person. You’ll want to save a few bucks for these special items made with love and care by your horror host and is bride. Autographs are included upon request.  IMG_4769artbows
Our HORRIBLE NOISES OF MR. LOBO’S VERY BAD MANOR CD will be there to add to your Halloween novelty record collection for only $10.

Our first commercially reproduced DVD in several years will be on the table along with a matching poster(sold separately). Our 2013 CINEMA INSOMNIA HAUNTED HOUSE SPECIAL can now be yours to keeartbuttonsp on home video for only $15–starring MR. LOBO, JOHN DIMES, JERRY MOORE, DICK DYSZEL and RICH KOZ. Artist DIXIE DELLAMORTO LOBO has created a ton of poster prints and origCI_Bad_Movies_sampleinal jewelry inspired by our favorite Misunderstood Movies. There will also be original paintings byTHE LOBOS to hang in your dungeon. We will also have TOYS, BUTTONS, and BLOBS of SLIME for the kids! CIHauntedHousePoster

Crisis of Finite Encoder Rings! Sleepless Knights with Itchy Fingers –JOIN Our Fan Club Now!

DSC07422lastringsIf you have been waiting for the right time to become an initiated member of the Sleepless Knights of Insomnia…you may want to do it now! The FREE DECODER RINGS that we have included since 2001 are finally running out. We are down to our last 6 rings and that includes MR. LOBO’s own and he’s not giving it up for anything! So, 5 rings really and some of them are a bit rough. We’ve hit the bottom of the pumpkin pail.Can Club KitLifetime Membership includes:

NEW PLASTIC Decoder Member Card to carry with you always. Signed and numbered on the front by Mr. Lobo and the entire “Alpha-Numeric” Secret Code on Back. beautifully decorated with Lovecraftian pulp art and bearing our 10 year seal. We listened–this one fits in your wallet and you wont need scotch Cinema-Insomnia-card-fronttape to hold it together in a few years!

NEW–the world’s fanciest and most detailed Certificate of Membership. Three full days of cryptic doodling by MR. and MRS. LOBO–weaving dozens and dozens of hidden elements for you to find. Printed on expensive parchment paper! Posthumous signature by CINEMA INSOMNIA Senior Consultant BOB WILKINS of CREATURE FEATURES(1971) and freshly numbered and signed by his disciple MR. LOBO, legally canonized Saint of Insomniacs and Horror Hosts-CHURCH OF ED WOOD.

NEW Larger CINEMA INSOMNIA FAN CLUB Pin-back Badge by Buttfanbuttonon-Lab. Fashioned out of metal with an transparent acetate coating and featuring a never before published multicolored picture of MR. LOBO. 2.25 inch design inspired by Monster Magazine fan club badges of yesteryear.

NEW randomly selected Signed Large 8X10 or 8-1/2×11 Photo valued at $10 to $20 at conventions. Just like the 8X10 photo in the picture above or similar. Are you feeling lucky?

CLASSIC Signed 4X6 Black and White Photo of MR. LOBO, This is the very same photo offered to insomniacs from day one of the fan club.

AND you still get the FREE plastic DECODER RING WHILE SUPPLIES LAST. Some of these last 5 rings look a bit worn from bumping around in a plastic pumpkin for 10 years–so we will be including some EXTRA SURPRISE GOODIES for you as well!

Best of all you wilci logo slimel be an official CINSOMNIAC…or a SLEEPLESS KNIGHT OF INSOMNIA–Eligible for FAN OF THE WEEK recognition and more! This club unites the many fans who have supported MR. LOBO and CINEMA INSOMNIA over the years. We want to show our appreciation and help CInsomniacs network, share, and enjoy misunderstood movies together. We will make the world safe for our kind!

We’re Ringing the bell—are you hearing Mr. Lobo?

Mr. Lobo gets Physical? Spoken Word CD shipped today.

IMG_4744 IMG_4745 IMG_4756 IMG_4758 The download of HORRIBLE NOISES OF MR. LOBO’S VERY BAD MANOR left some wanting an actual copy that can be held and cuddled. We still have a shred of hope for a vinyl release–but for now you can spin this disc in your CD player, laptop, discman, boom box, or car stereo for the low price of around ten American dollars.
The cover was designed by Dixie Dellamorto and Mr. Lobo and features art by BRAINS comic artist Paul Allen on the back. We made improvements to the sound quality and added a bonus track. There are 20 tracks of semi-original spooky tales written and performed by your host with the most–Mr. Lobo.

Order Your Copy Now!

Pre-Order Mega Monster Poster with Mr. Lobo

MrLobo11inTallMonsterPosterA “must-have” keepsake for CInsomniacs, Monster Kids, and Monster Kids in training. If you can’t make it to the Alamo Drafthouse Winchester, VA  on the 27th or 28th you can get one mailed to you here for a limited time. They are $10 and the artist gets half the proceeds.




Legendary genre artist George E-Gor Chastain who made this poster created E-Gor’s Chamber of Horror Hosts–the first and best resource Mr. Lobo ever saw on the subject. He also made the DVD cover and poster for Count Gore DeVol’s EVERY OTHER DAY IS HALLLOWEEN and lobby card style cover/poster for VIRGINIA CREEPERS! We are honored to have him do our poster for this event.

FREE SHIPPING kicks off our FAN CLUB DRIVE!

Can Club KitMR. LOBO’s FAN DRIVE starts now! Love the show? Spread the word–tell your friends they can get the full membership kit for the CINEMA INSOMNIA/MR. LOBO FAN CLUB with FREE SHIPPING until March 31st…All you gotta do is–put in the COUPON CODE: “CINSOMNIAC”.  Are you already an official Sleepless Knight of Insomnia? Well, good knight, this is also FAN APPRECIATION WEEK! Get FREE shipping on EVERYTHING at our Horror Hosts and Creature Features Etsy shop with the same code! Sleepless Knights of Insomnia, assemble! Now’s your chance to hang some fine artwork for your home–like this STAY YOUNG THE VAMPIRE WAY print!Stay Young the Vampire Way 8x10 Print

OUT-OF-PRINT CINEMA INSOMNIA DVDs and MORE!

There are still a few Out-Of-Print DVDs left. Slime Line #001: Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet From the comfort of hypersleep chamber you can get fantastic 8×10 PHOTOS signed by Mr. Lobo, deeply discounted Out-Of-Print CINEMA INSOMMIA DVDs(that go for as high as $99.99 on Amazon), LOBOVISION GLASSES, SLEEPLESS KNIGHTS FAN CLUB KITS, and many more treasures at the ETSY SHOP tended by Mr. Lobo and Dixie Dellamorto Lobo.

Visit the HORROR HOSTS AND CREATURE FEATURES ETSY SHOP–to geek out over all the CINEMA INSOMNIA merchandise mentioned above plus HHCF art prints, magazines, and  For a sort of complete list of ALL CINEMA INSOMNIA SUPPLIES please visit MR. LOBO’S SHOP PAGE here at cinemainosmnia.com! Give the gift of misunderstood Movies and Mister Lobo!

If there is an episode that you must have on DVD that is no longer in print you can get a signed bootleg direct from Mr. Lobo for $20 plus postage. email [email protected]

Slime Line #009: Carnival of Souls