MONSTER BASH Conference is a one of our very favorite shows…it’s more like a family reunion! The guest list is mind boggling and the film program is superb. DIXIE and MR. LOBO will have a table for all three days and we’re lurking forward to seeing all our friends.
Our first commercially reproduced DVD in several years will be on the table along with a matching poster(sold separately). Our 2013 CINEMA INSOMNIA HAUNTED HOUSE SPECIAL can now beyours to keep on home video for only $15–starring MR. LOBO, JOHN DIMES, JERRY MOORE, DICK DYSZEL and RICH KOZ. Artist DIXIE DELLAMORTO LOBO has created a ton of poster prints and original jewelry inspired by our favorite Misunderstood Movies. There will also be original paintings byTHE LOBOS to hang in your dungeon. We will also have TOYS, BUTTONS, and BLOBS of SLIME for the kids!
If you have been waiting for the right time to become an initiated member of the Sleepless Knights of Insomnia…you may want to do it now! The FREE DECODER RINGS that we have included since 2001 are finally running out. We are down to our last 6 rings and that includes MR. LOBO’s own and he’s not giving it up for anything! So, 5 rings really and some of them are a bit rough. We’ve hit the bottom of the pumpkin pail.Lifetime Membership includes:
NEW PLASTIC Decoder Member Card to carry with you always. Signed and numbered on the front by Mr. Lobo and the entire “Alpha-Numeric” Secret Code on Back. beautifully decorated with Lovecraftian pulp art and bearing our 10 year seal. We listened–this one fits in your wallet and you wont need scotch tape to hold it together in a few years!
NEW–the world’s fanciest and most detailed Certificate of Membership. Three full days of cryptic doodling by MR. and MRS. LOBO–weaving dozens and dozens of hidden elements for you to find. Printed on expensive parchment paper! Posthumous signature by CINEMA INSOMNIA Senior Consultant BOB WILKINS of CREATURE FEATURES(1971) and freshly numbered and signed by his disciple MR. LOBO, legally canonized Saint of Insomniacs and Horror Hosts-CHURCH OF ED WOOD.
NEW Larger CINEMA INSOMNIA FAN CLUB Pin-back Badge by Button-Lab. Fashioned out of metal with an transparent acetate coating and featuring a never before published multicolored picture of MR. LOBO. 2.25 inch design inspired by Monster Magazine fan club badges of yesteryear.
NEW randomly selected Signed Large 8X10 or 8-1/2×11 Photo valued at $10 to $20 at conventions. Just like the 8X10 photo in the picture above or similar. Are you feeling lucky?
CLASSIC Signed 4X6 Black and White Photo of MR. LOBO, This is the very same photo offered to insomniacs from day one of the fan club.
AND you still get the FREE plastic DECODER RING WHILE SUPPLIES LAST. Some of these last 5 rings look a bit worn from bumping around in a plastic pumpkin for 10 years–so we will be including some EXTRA SURPRISE GOODIES for you as well!
Best of all you will be an official CINSOMNIAC…or a SLEEPLESS KNIGHT OF INSOMNIA–Eligible for FAN OF THE WEEK recognition and more! This club unites the many fans who have supported MR. LOBO and CINEMA INSOMNIA over the years. We want to show our appreciation and help CInsomniacs network, share, and enjoy misunderstood movies together. We will make the world safe for our kind!
The download of HORRIBLE NOISES OF MR. LOBO’S VERY BAD MANOR left some wanting an actual copy that can be held and cuddled. We still have a shred of hope for a vinyl release–but for now you can spin this disc in your CD player, laptop, discman, boom box, or car stereo for the low price of around ten American dollars. The cover was designed by Dixie Dellamorto and Mr. Lobo and features art by BRAINS comic artist Paul Allen on the back. We made improvements to the sound quality and added a bonus track. There are 20 tracks of semi-original spooky tales written and performed by your host with the most–Mr. Lobo.
A “must-have” keepsake for CInsomniacs, Monster Kids, and Monster Kids in training. If you can’t make it to the Alamo Drafthouse Winchester, VAÂ on the 27th or 28th you can get one mailed to you here for a limited time. They are $10 and the artist gets half the proceeds.
MR. LOBO’s FAN DRIVE starts now! Love the show? Spread the word–tell your friends they can get the full membership kit for the CINEMA INSOMNIA/MR. LOBO FAN CLUB with FREE SHIPPING until March 31st…All you gotta do is–put in the COUPON CODE: “CINSOMNIAC”.Â Are you already an officialÂ Sleepless Knight of Insomnia? Well, good knight,Â this is also FAN APPRECIATION WEEK! Get FREE shipping on EVERYTHING at our Horror Hosts and Creature Features Etsy shop with the same code! Sleepless Knights of Insomnia, assemble! Now’s your chance to hang some fine artwork for your home–like this STAY YOUNG THE VAMPIRE WAY print!
There are still a few Out-Of-Print DVDs left. From the comfort of hypersleep chamber you can get fantastic 8×10 PHOTOS signed by Mr. Lobo, deeply discounted Out-Of-Print CINEMA INSOMMIA DVDs(that go for as high as $99.99 on Amazon), LOBOVISION GLASSES, SLEEPLESS KNIGHTS FAN CLUB KITS, and many more treasures at the ETSY SHOP tended by Mr. Lobo and Dixie Dellamorto Lobo.
See right through- Salesmen, Teachers, Politicians, Hype, Pundits, Hipsters, Trends, Drama, Co-workers, Family members, Advertising, Nonsense, and more, just like Mr. Lobo!
ALL NEWLOBOVISIONGLASSESÂ They have “Clear” plastic lenses–but you will finally be able to see things Mr. Lobo’s way!Â
Measuring 6 inches across, these Blackframes with hinged ear pieces and horn rims will make you look like a nationally syndicated late night movie host!
Retro futuristic styling! Seem taller and more amusing!Â Appear smarter and less threatening! Prevent unwanted pregnancies! Yell at houseplants! Take on WWE wrestlers with your mind! Foil meddling kids and their stupid dog! Tell off arrogant actors! Cut out spirals on packaging and Hypnotize middle aged fan boys and girls! 1001 uses!
LOBOVISION GLASSES can be worn on face or to be even more geeky–leave in the package and display! What better way is there to enjoy the free moviesonhttp://www.lobovision.tvguilt free and to show support for Cinema Insomnia, Mr. Lobo, and Misunderstood Movies?
A special offer for Sleepless Knights of Insomnia and fair weather insomniacs!
Thanks for your support, cInsomniacs! It’s a rough biz sometimes but with your help we will make this world safe for misunderstood movies. Brand new shows will be rolling out for the fall! Below is a list of out-of-print Apprehensive Films DVD titles I have left…I will autograph them and include a free limited edition Mr. Lobo trading card!
-Gappa: Monsters From the Prehistoric Planet
-Prince Of Space
-Non Stop Movie Party: Zombies
-Carnival Of Souls
-First Spaceship On Venus
-Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
-A Bucket Of Blood
-Dick Tracy Meets Gruesome
-Voyage To The Prehistoric Planet
-Eegah! The Name Wriien In Blood
-Gamera Super Monster
-The Brain that Wouldn’t Die
-The Last Man On Earth
-Invasion Of the Neptune Men (Box without Cover)
These RARE disks are now(for a limited time) $20 each and ship for $2
I also have a Double Disk set Halloween Special with Mark Of The Damned I and II and that goes for $40 plus $2 shipping.
Buttons, buttons–Who’s got the buttons? We do. 4 classic designs pressed by those geniuses at Buttonlab. You get the Cinema Insomnia Logo and the “Famous Monsters” parody created by Mr. Lobo himself, Brian Maze’s “13 Hosts” comic book design, and Jeff Carlson’s “Mani-Yack” shirt design.Â All four are 5 bucks! That’s a dollar and twenty-five cents each–plus shipping. Coming soon to our store but you can get them now if you email Mr. Lobo!
Mr. Lobo’s signed and numbered Out Of Print DVDshave been selling steady on this site since Thursday. 24 sold and only 46 to go! We are not saying there won’t be moreÂ DVDsin the future–but certainly none like these. This is an “end of an era”.Â We’ve already sold out of THE BOB WILKINS SPECIAL, CREATURE, BRAIN THAT WOULDN’T DIE, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, our Pre-Slime Line version or MONSTER FROM A PREHISTORIC PLANET, and IN SEARCH OF ANCIENT ASTRONAUTS! Grab some classic CI goodness in this beloved format while you can at ourDVD shop!