SHORT FILM DIRECTED BY MR. LOBO – 1PM AT THE CREST THEATER, SACRAMENTO

 

TODAY, SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7th, 1PM, at the Crest Theater, 1013 K St. in Sacramento, meet Mr. Lobo live and in person during the A Place Called Sacramento Film Festival. There will be a screening of several local short films including Man Vs. Sac–a film directed by Mr. Lobo and written by an 11 year old Cinema Insomnia fan named Ian Wynton. Insomniacs get up early and enjoy the premiere of this hilarious work in a darkened theater…with cast and crew in attendance.

MR. LOBO M.U.S.C.L.E. PARODY

Mr. Lobo has created “original” parody art to package new IMPERFECZ toys…these LOBO Mini Figures…
Left to right: Lobo Laser Gaurd, Lo-bominal Snowbeast, Lobo-Monsta Jr., Zombee LoBo, Big Shot Lobonator, Monster Lobo Zero, Headless Lobo-Giest, and Mister Mutanto.

Luke Harris of Imperfecz brings these fab M.U.S.C.L.E. parody figures. Collect these Many Individual Super Tough Entertaining Rubber Strangers or MISTERS direct from IMPERFECZ. Enjoy these fun and nostalgic art pieces!

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Or friend Luke Harris on facebook

 

 

SHOW YOUR FAN CLUB CARD AND GET FREE STUFF AT TOY FUSION!!!

Starting Today, Thursday, October 4th, come in to Toy Fusion in Sacramento and show your Cinema Insomnia membership card and get two free toys from the two of the scariest films ever made while supplies last.

Toy number one is a naturally super glow-in-the-dark Paranormal Activity 4 Sticker. The chilling X-Files style typewriter font warns you that “All The Activity Has Led To This…” but when you turn out the lights a glowing number 4 shines out in the dark. You can pretend you are making out with The Invisible Girl from the Fantastic Four.

Anyway, it’s free and it’s all yours courtesy of CINEMA INSOMNIA and TOY FUSION! The second toy is actually a toy and not a sticker and it’s from the scariest Halloween film of them all!

It’s E. T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL bendable action-figure! This Alien from the 1980’s is a nifty promotional item to promote the Universal release of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial on Blue Ray. Take them away because Mrs. Lobo is extra-terrified of them. He is all yours to play with or keep in the package…a THANK YOU gift for joining THE SLEEPLESS KNIGHTS OF INSOMNIA.

Don’t have a card? Not a member? Like to buy things in a cool store? Look for LOBOVISION GLASSES and CINEMA INSOMNIA FAN CLUB KITS soon to be for sale in TOY FUSION! These CINSOMNIAC GOODIES will include BOTH items while supplies last! Big Thanks to Andrew at Toy Fusion!

TOY FUSION STORE

1908 El Camino Ave.
Sacramento, California, 95815

 

Sunday Film Fest Premieres MAN VS. SAC. Directed by Mr. Lobo

 

Check our calendar and yours! At the Crest Theater, A Place Called Sacramento Film Festival will screen Man Vs. Sac starring Jay Patrick who has appeared several times on Cinema Insomnia in various roles including Phantom of Krankor and Big Foot’s College Roomate. Mr. Lobo directs this film written by and 11 year old Cinema Insomnia fan. You will laugh…to survive this outrageous satire of reality TV shows!

LOBOTOBER IS HERE!

 

Mr. Lobo wishes Happy Haunts and Tantalizing Treats for you all this season. We’re working hard to please you here at Cinema Insomnia. New Episodes, Videos, Audios, Events, Stuff, and Surprises are coming for this special month of fun for Sleepless Knights and those yet to become one of us! CInsomiacs Unite! 

ANGRY! CONFUSED! EAGER! SORRY!

Well, Well, Well, Cinsomniacs! Mr. Lobo and company go out to the desert for a few days after announcing the reboot to the Cinema Insomnia Fan Club and when we come back to the world–We find our mailbox is FULL of angry, confused, and eager fans who tried to use the broken BUY NOW buttons on our website to purchase FAN CLUB MEMBERSHIPS or LOBOVISION GLASSES! We are sorry for all the trouble and the buttons should work perfectly now for both:

SLEEPLESS KNIGHTS OF INSOMNIA MEMBERSHIP




and/or

LOBOVISION GLASSES




LOBOVISION GLASSES


A PERFECT HALLOWEEN GIFT!




See right through- Salesmen, Teachers, Politicians, Hype, Pundits, Hipsters, Trends, Drama, Co-workers, Family members, Advertising, Nonsense, and more, just like Mr. Lobo!

ALL NEW LOBOVISION GLASSES  They have “Clear” plastic lenses–but you will finally be able to see things Mr. Lobo’s way! 

Measuring 6 inches across, these Black frames with hinged ear pieces and horn rims will make you look like a nationally syndicated late night movie host!

Retro futuristic styling! Seem taller and more amusing! Appear smarter and less threatening! Prevent unwanted pregnancies! Yell at houseplants! Take on WWE wrestlers with your mind! Foil meddling kids and their stupid dog! Tell off arrogant actors! Cut out spirals on packaging and Hypnotize middle aged fan boys and girls! 1001 uses!

LOBOVISION GLASSES can be worn on face or to be even more geeky–leave in the package and display! What better way is there to enjoy the free movies on http://www.lobovision.tv guilt free and to show support for Cinema Insomnia, Mr. Lobo, and Misunderstood Movies?

LOBOVISION GLASSES

Domestic Orders Click Here!




Outside US? email Mr. Lobo!

[email protected]

Be a Knight in our ALL NEW FAN CLUB!

 





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Finally! The NEW 10 Year Anniversary Fan Club Kit is here! So those tear stained letters need to stop!

Lifetime Membership includes:

NEW PLASTIC Decoder Member Card to carry with you always. Signed and numbered on the front by Mr. Lobo and the entire “Alpha-Numeric” Secret Code on Back. beautifully decorated with Lovecraftian pulp art and bearing our 10 year seal. We listened–this one fits in your wallet and you wont need scotch tape to hold it together in a few years!

NEW–the world’s fanciest and most detailed Certificate of Membership. Three full days of cryptic doodling by Mr. and Mrs. Lobo–weaving dozens and dozens of hidden elements for you to find.  Printed on expensive parchment paper! Posthumous signature by Cinema Insomnia Senior Consultant Bob Wilkins and freshly numbered and signed by his disciple Mr. Lobo, legally canonized Saint of Insomniacs and Horror Hosts-Church of Ed Wood.

NEW Larger “Cinema Insomnia Fan Club” Pin-back Button by Button-Lab. Fashioned out of metal with an transparent acetate coating and featuring a never before published multicolored picture of Mr. Lobo. 2.25 inch design inspired by Monster Magazine fan club badges of yesteryear.

NEW randomly selected Signed Large 8X10 Photo valued at $10 to $20 at conventions. Just like the 8X10 photo in the picture above or similar. Are you feeling lucky?

CLASSIC Signed 4X6 Black and White Photo of Mr. Lobo,This is the very same photo offered to insomniacs from day one of the fan club.

AND you still get the FREE plastic November Fire Decoder ring and bunch of other random surprise goodies not pictured here while supplies last.

Best of all you will be an official CINSOMNIAC…or a SLEEPLESS KNIGHT OF INSOMNIA. This is more than a fan club reboot. We want to reach out and unite all of the many fans who have supported Mr. Lobo and Cinema Insomnia. We want to show our appreciation and help CInsomniacs network, share, and enjoy misunderstood movies together. We will make the world safe for our kind!

Discounts on selected merchandise and film events.

MEMBER ONLY Updates from Mr. Lobo.

Access to the secret SLEEPLESS KNIGHTS screening group on LOBOVISION.TV

And there will even be MEMBERS ONLY episodes of CINEMA INSOMNIA produced.

Also, Cinema Insomnia Fan Only Events and activities, parties and Regional Officers Elected!

MR. LOBO’S CINEMA INSOMNIA
FAN CLUB KIT
22.50 (Plus $2.50)





Contact Mr. Lobo with any concerns

[email protected]

1-317-4-LOBOTV

SLEEPLESS KNIGHTS ASSEMBLE!

If you’re one of the hundreds of old CI Club Knights out there–we want you to come forward…even if you don’t want to buy the new kit! Original Lifetime Members can get a FREE CERTIFICATE AND CARD ONLY with a new valid ID number. There are a few ways to do this:

Just mail us self addressed 9X12 envelope with postage paid along with a copy or scan of your original card and certificate…

Or email us a scan of your old card and certificate and Paypal us $2.50 postage and handling. [email protected]

If you DO want the new kit we’ll take $10 off the price…basically paying you back for the $9.99 you paid for the lifetime membership that was included with the 2003 kit. Decoder Ring is not included in this deal as quantities are scarce and we already gave you one with the original kit. (Rings can be purchased individually by Knights who upgrade for $4 each.)


UPGRADE CINEMA INSOMNIA
FAN MEMBERSHIP





If you’re one of the hundreds CInsomniac Knights already out there and you wish to reboot or upgrade your lifetime membership kit co[email protected].

Good times are ahead if you are a SLEEPLESS KNIGHT OF INSOMNIA! Don’t miss out on a single nugget of joy. Get your fan club kit now! Thanks for being the best fans on the planet!

 

Mr. Lobo Mini-Figures from IMPERFECZ

The mysterious Mr. Lobo is your guide to the unknown…keeper of the Beyondo. Disguised as a mild mannered late night movie host, he is your connection to worlds unseen. He has touched the ImpefecZone in an attempt to introduce or at least explain that world to our own.

In a chain reaction, raw Anti-Mister Matter accidentally combined with Proto-Monster Matter in the imperfecZone to create mini-abominations that have protruded into our world. Monsters with Mister Heads! We call them M.I.S.T.E.R.S…Many Individual Super Tough Evil Rubber Suckers! But like Mr. Lobo’s B-Movies are they bad…or just misunderstood?

New releases:
Zombee LoBo,
Lo-bominal    Snowbeast,
and Lobo-Monsta Jr.

Classic reissues: Mister Mutanto,
Lobo Laser Gaurd,
Headless Lobo-Giest,
Monster Lobo Zero, and Big Shot Lobonator,

As you can see, we have again partnered with fab creator Luke Harris of Imperfecz to bring you more M.U.S.C.L.E. parody figures. The success of these little rubber guys is only phase one. You’ve been asking for a larger figure of Cinema Insomnia’s MR. LOBO in his usual suit and tie and Santa is listening. Look for that and other Imperfecz toys in the near future. In the meantime, get mutated and freaky with us and collect ’em all.