Crisis of Finite Encoder Rings! Sleepless Knights with Itchy Fingers –JOIN Our Fan Club Now!

DSC07422lastringsIf you have been waiting for the right time to become an initiated member of the Sleepless Knights of Insomnia…you may want to do it now! The FREE DECODER RINGS that we have included since 2001 are finally running out. We are down to our last 6 rings and that includes MR. LOBO’s own and he’s not giving it up for anything! So, 5 rings really and some of them are a bit rough. We’ve hit the bottom of the pumpkin pail.Can Club KitLifetime Membership includes:

NEW PLASTIC Decoder Member Card to carry with you always. Signed and numbered on the front by Mr. Lobo and the entire “Alpha-Numeric” Secret Code on Back. beautifully decorated with Lovecraftian pulp art and bearing our 10 year seal. We listened–this one fits in your wallet and you wont need scotch Cinema-Insomnia-card-fronttape to hold it together in a few years!

NEW–the world’s fanciest and most detailed Certificate of Membership. Three full days of cryptic doodling by MR. and MRS. LOBO–weaving dozens and dozens of hidden elements for you to find. Printed on expensive parchment paper! Posthumous signature by CINEMA INSOMNIA Senior Consultant BOB WILKINS of CREATURE FEATURES(1971) and freshly numbered and signed by his disciple MR. LOBO, legally canonized Saint of Insomniacs and Horror Hosts-CHURCH OF ED WOOD.

NEW Larger CINEMA INSOMNIA FAN CLUB Pin-back Badge by Buttfanbuttonon-Lab. Fashioned out of metal with an transparent acetate coating and featuring a never before published multicolored picture of MR. LOBO. 2.25 inch design inspired by Monster Magazine fan club badges of yesteryear.

NEW randomly selected Signed Large 8X10 or 8-1/2×11 Photo valued at $10 to $20 at conventions. Just like the 8X10 photo in the picture above or similar. Are you feeling lucky?

CLASSIC Signed 4X6 Black and White Photo of MR. LOBO, This is the very same photo offered to insomniacs from day one of the fan club.

AND you still get the FREE plastic DECODER RING WHILE SUPPLIES LAST. Some of these last 5 rings look a bit worn from bumping around in a plastic pumpkin for 10 years–so we will be including some EXTRA SURPRISE GOODIES for you as well!

Best of all you wilci logo slimel be an official CINSOMNIAC…or a SLEEPLESS KNIGHT OF INSOMNIA–Eligible for FAN OF THE WEEK recognition and more! This club unites the many fans who have supported MR. LOBO and CINEMA INSOMNIA over the years. We want to show our appreciation and help CInsomniacs network, share, and enjoy misunderstood movies together. We will make the world safe for our kind!

We’re Ringing the bell—are you hearing Mr. Lobo?

5 thoughts on “Crisis of Finite Encoder Rings! Sleepless Knights with Itchy Fingers –JOIN Our Fan Club Now!

  1. Well worth anything one can give! I have a Membership and it is one of my proudest moments when it came. Best FanClub around.

    • Follow any link to our store and remit $25 via paypal plus priority shipping! We’ve got one left! I wish you success!

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